1. ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

    9 hours ago  /  5,303 notes  /  Source: ultrafacts

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    10 hours ago  /  137,440 notes  /  Source: herswagger

  3. buttchunks:

A living legend.

    buttchunks:

    A living legend.

    (via notanaussie)

    10 hours ago  /  117,560 notes  /  Source: buttchunks

  4. idontevenknowokay:

    umyeahhiimdave:

    strangeparking:

    can you imagine one day logging in and

    image

    i wouldnt know what to do

    "shit did i post an opinion"

    (via hadeelio)

    10 hours ago  /  332,566 notes

  5. (via hadeelio)

    10 hours ago  /  253,903 notes  /  Source: mutilatium

  6. thirstingaintdead:

    Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

    (via hadeelio)

    10 hours ago  /  51,596 notes  /  Source: thirstingaintdead

  7. awkwardnaked:

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

Goals

    awkwardnaked:

    laurenhooper:

    babyitsasweetlife:

    Goals

    Fucking reblog forever

    Goals

    (via just-that-ugly-girl16)

    10 hours ago  /  260,229 notes  /  Source: b0mbshell101

  8. sachimo:

    high school more like sigh school

    (via hadeelio)

    1 day ago  /  311,883 notes  /  Source: bircls

  9. mspbandj:

    hankgreensmoustache:

    champagne-paradise:

    kaworushin:

    wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

    omg

    what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

    image

    (via hadeelio)

    1 day ago  /  607,803 notes  /  Source: darmani-remade

  10. fvming:

    To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

    (via hadeelio)

    1 day ago  /  27,178 notes  /  Source: fvming

  11. ask-gallows-callibrator:

    aradia0u0megiido:

    sylph-o-spooky:

    sylph-o-spooky:

    so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

    HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

    let this die in peace

    Someone needs to continue this tradition

    (via tinalikesbutts)

    1 day ago  /  141,328 notes  /  Source: callipop

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  13. whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

    whynotelsanna:

    griddlemethis:

    Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

    i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

    (via tinalikesbutts)

    1 day ago  /  212,088 notes  /  Source: griddlemethis

  14. milliardo:

    when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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    (via hadeelio)

    1 day ago  /  258,010 notes  /  Source: milliardo

  15. candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

    candlemon:

    CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

    (via ryanvallejo)

    1 day ago  /  208,469 notes  /  Source: gifak-net