My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing. We were interrupted by this..
IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE
ISNT THIS FROM SHREK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG
its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh
FYI, this is from here and they’ve… covered several other theme tunes.
If Justin can follow Nash and Taylor he sure as fuck can follow me, I’m prettier and I’m not a homophobic racist douchenozzle
bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
obrien-poseys said: wait wtf did jennette do
i NEED TO KNOW MYSELF like don’t they still film sam and cat together i’m so confused!!!!
jennette and Ariana got mad at each other because they weren’t being payed the same amount and that went on for awhile so they stopped filming the show.
Thank you.– things I never got chance to thank you for (via missinyouiskillingme)
Thank you for teaching me what it is like to love someone and hate that same person at the same fucking time.
Thank you for causing me to sit on my bathroom floor and cry so much that I wish I would just fucking drown.
Thank you for making me feel alive. I felt things for you that I had never felt about any other person before. The thought of losing you kept me awake at night.
Thank you for being the reason that reality was finally much better than my dreams.
Thank you for cancelling our plans so many times that I found out the true meaning of unreliability.
Thank you for showing me that even perfect people have flaws, the cracks in your apologies showed me that even if I didn’t say, “It’s fine,” you wouldn’t have made any effort to fix what you did anyway.
Thank you for showing me what it’s like to give forgiveness and wish I never had, you got away lightly with every fucking thing you did wrong, I wish I had screamed at you so hard about how much you made my heart hurt but I still wouldn’t be able to leave.
Thank you for pulling me in with your false words, “You’re too nice.” I never knew that someone could be “Too nice.” Maybe you just couldn’t handle someone who didn’t have the courage to speak up, I’m sorry you couldn’t read minds.
Thank you for walking past me in the corridor today, you kept your head down as if you had never stayed up late on the phone to me while you talked about how beautiful the sky looked that night.
Thank you for holding my hand and then never coming near me again, I now know what it’s like to crave something so much it feels like if you don’t have it again you will suffocate.
Thank you for fooling your friends into thinking that you rarely knew me when really I know you more than they do.
I know your secrets, I know how you hate that mark on your ring finger, I know your favourite acoustic song, I know about how you used to collect train tickets, I know the real you. Don’t act like I don’t exist, a smile or an nod of acknowledgement would be enough to make me feel like this whole experience wasn’t a complete waste of my time. I guess I’m just a new addition to your list of strangers who you think don’t understand, but I know you.
Omg(via my-baby—bluuue) Alec…. shutuplexi-7 (via mandiishott)
Adding final details to this handsome fella.. (Instagram)
IT’S A BEAR omg it took me a second but when i saw it was a bear it blew my mind THIS IS GORGEOUS
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife
OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO” AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”
SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am